Single Black Female Seeking Love (Funny Ad)

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.

It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy,

I'll be waiting....

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Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.

Dog Logic

This was sent to me by my Sister and I thought it good enough to share:

The reason
a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue.

-Anonymous


There
is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.


-Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing
on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh
Billings



The average
dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy
Rooney




Anybody who
doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

- Franklin
Jones



If
your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise


-Unknown



My dog is worried about the
economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog
money.

-Joe Weinstein



If you pick
up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is
the principal difference between a dog and a man.

- Mark
Twain



Dogs are
not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger
Caras



If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.

-Phil
Pastoret

Valentine Dogs for my Blogger Friends!

Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!







I hope you have a great day!

Dog Tales

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.




2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.




4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.



6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"




10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.



11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.



13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:



14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Pooch Tale

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.

An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'