Dog Logic

This was sent to me by my Sister and I thought it good enough to share:

The reason
a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue.

-Anonymous


There
is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.


-Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing
on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh
Billings



The average
dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy
Rooney




Anybody who
doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

- Franklin
Jones



If
your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise


-Unknown



My dog is worried about the
economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog
money.

-Joe Weinstein



If you pick
up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is
the principal difference between a dog and a man.

- Mark
Twain



Dogs are
not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger
Caras



If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.

-Phil
Pastoret